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By Tom Lichtenberg

When i used to be born i used to be so small i used to be fallacious for a french fry. i used to be by no means a regular baby. My ally was once a seagull. i used to be additionally unlawful. Artificially clever humans like me were banned ever considering that that factor with the Twelve Elevens. mom raised me for revenue. purchasers and had different plans for me, yet then I grew a brain of my very own. this can be my tale, the tale of ways my mind ended up during this box.

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